Fitness for the Financially Unwell Gym memberships are like $60/month now.That’s crazy.We’re broke, not training for the Olympics. So here’s how to get jacked when your bank account is on dialysis. 1. The Free Gym: Planet Earth™ You know what’s free? Go outside and run like your rent is due. Cardio: handled. 2. DIY Weights […]
The Too Bro Guide to Splitting the Bill Because nothing tests friendship like the check arriving. You came here to vibe.Not to do math that feels like the SATs but louder. Let’s get into the survival guide. 1. The “I Only Had Water” Strategy You ordered: The table: “Okay so it’s $47 each.” Hold up. […]
Why Am I Always Broke? The Science of Being Too Bro Welcome to today’s lesson in financial self-awareness, sponsored by:Your bank account having a panic attack. Let’s break down the official science behind why you are, in fact, Too Bro. 1. You Have “Treat Yourself” Disease You: “I’ve been working hard. I deserve this.”Your wallet: […]
WELCOME TO TOO BRO Where the drip is loud and the bank account is quiet. Listen up, kings, queens, gremlins, and financially questionable humans.Welcome to TOO BRO — the lifestyle brand for people who are doing their best (kinda) while simultaneously wondering where all their money went (again). You ever check your account and say, […]
