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Side Hustles That Don’t Suck (and Aren’t Pyramid Schemes)
Nov
Side Hustles That Don’t Suck (and Aren’t Pyramid Schemes)
Because if ONE more person tells you to:
“Join my essential oils team 🥰✨”
You are going to evaporate.
Let’s talk REAL side hustles.
Not “become your own boss babe” scams.
Not “sell leggings to your cousin” nonsense.
Actual money. Minimal embarrassment. Maximum vibe.
1. Sell Stuff You Don’t Use
There is 100% a pile of:
- clothes
- shoes
- random gadget
- a lamp that screams “divorce”
Sitting in your closet doing nothing.
Turn that clutter into RENT MONEY.
Apps like:
- Marketplace
- Poshmark
- Depop
- LetGo
- Or the group chat (“$10 or free at 4:17 pm, idc.”)
Low effort.
High dopamine.
2. Become a “I Can Do That” Person
People will PAY YOU to do things they don’t wanna do:
- Assemble IKEA (battle mode)
- Move furniture (gain muscle + trauma)
- Pet sit (the animal is now your boss)
- Be the person who knows how to use a PDF
You don’t need skills.
You just need confidence and Wi-Fi.
3. Freelance Your Personality
Are you funny?
Decent at talking?
Kinda good at editing things?
Or simply alive?
Congrats — that’s a marketable skill.
You can:
- Make TikToks for small businesses
- Edit videos for lazy influencers
- Become the neighborhood “I fix your computer” guy
- Ghostwrite tweets for someone who thinks they’re deep
Charge $20–$50 a job.
Repeat.
Become unreasonably valuable.
4. DoorDash / UberEats / Instacart = The “No Talking” Jobs
No coworkers.
No meetings.
No clocking in.
Just vibes + gas money (sometimes).
It’s you
versus the GPS
versus the existential dread of traffic.
But it pays.
Kind of.
Sometimes.
We’re doing our best.
5. Flipping Thrift Store Finds
You go to Goodwill.
You find a jacket.
It’s $7.
It looks like someone named Clifford wore it to a bowling league in 1983.
You list it online for $48.
Boom. Entrepreneurship.
6. Teach Something You Know
Don’t say you don’t know anything.
You definitely know:
- How to make eggs better than normal people
- How to beat Elden Ring bosses
- How to take fire mirror selfies
- How to talk to customer service to get discounts
Make:
- Tutorials
- Guides
- PDFs
- “How to not lose in life (like me)” seminars
If it’s funny or useful, people will pay.
Conclusion
Being Too Bro does not mean being down bad forever.
You are:
- Creative
- Adaptable
- Chaotically resourceful
- And willing to try weird things for money (but like, the legal ones)
You’ve got hustle in your DNA.
Stay grinding.
Stay clever.
Stay TOO BRO. 💸🔥
